Monday, January 18, 2010

Entering the Ring standing at 6 feet zero inches and weighing in at 190 lbs, Jose Offerman

Is it just me or does this whole Jose Offerman umpire attack remind you of some cheap scripted WWE bit? It almost seems as if Jose Offerman is the guest host of Monday Night Raw and throws a terrible scripted punch at Mr. Umpire (wait that’s a terrible wrestling name, how about the Abominable Vagina after the way he dropped to the floor as a result of that half hearted punch). Mr. Umpire, being a professional wrestler and all, has to follow the script despite the weak blow and falls to the mat (or in WWE terms, he is knocked out cold and his career seems in jeopardy, only later on in the show he and his crew of umpires interfere with a match and get revenge on Offerman, setting up the plot line for next month's pay-per-view event!!!!!!!). I think the WWE should definately look into bringing Mr. Offerman aboard. After all, we are talking about the guy who once attacked the opposing team's pitcher with a bat. Mr. McMahon, please get on this for our sake as viewers and for Jose's sake, for I don't think he will be having a job much longer.

P. S. Yes, I did just make a post about Wrestling. The fourth grade version of me is Ecstatic right now!

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